Every Girl down in Girlville

Believed she could fight

It made them feel empowered

It seemed like a right

It was something important they valued a lot

But the Grinch, at the CDC in Atlanta, did NOT!

 

He hated that women could learn how to fight

He hated that women

Did not need his oversight!

He hated that fighting was not just for guys,

He hated that fighting wasn’t driven by size.

Now please don’t ask the reasons, no one knows the whys.

 

It could be that his funding was a little too tight

Or that his head wasn’t screwed on just right.

 

But whatever the reason, his thinking or his monies,

The Grinch fumed in Atlanta at those feminist honeys

Who taught women to yell and to become empowered

They’d see those who crossed them’d be thoroughly devoured.

 

“They’ll have sex just when they want to!

They’ll enforce their own boundaries!

They’ll stop sexual assailants!”

Oh, the Grinch, he was foundering.

 

And the more that the Grinch thought, his heart growing cold

The more he hated self-defense and women all bold.

“They’ll insist they can resist and not do as they’re told!

 

This was all just keeping a set gender chasm.

The Grinch’s frail ego was starting to spasm,

“It’s as though they can act with their own damn intention!

It’s destroying the idea of bystander intervention!”

 

So the Grinch thus declared, with a determined sneer,

“I must stop women from fighting this year!”

 

And then the Grinch got a plan that was terribly grinchy

Terribly, status-quo awfully grinchy.

 

He’d dress like a bystander and take all their might.

The knights, they would win, ‘coz the damsels shouldn’t fight.   

 

So off on his mission the Grinch quickly went

To save girls from themselves, with cis-gendered intent

From shelter to campus

From campus to class

The Grinch stole self-defense classes

There’d be no kicking ass!

 

He stole all their kick shields,

Unplugged all Nordic Tracks.

He took punching bags and focus pads

And just left the Rape-Axe.

 

He slithered and slunk through all-women dojos

The sensei was out, or she’d have dispatched him solo.

 

He got stuck only once, for a minute, just when

He stole self-defense data from the desk of Biden

In the VP’s own office, he mimicked Joe’s patter

“We don’t need self-defense, only bystanders matter!”

 

Two thousand feet up, right up Sawnee Mountain

The Grinch took equipment and data – discounting

The spirt of Girls down in Girlville who knew

Their empowerment wasn’t his call to eschew

 

“How scared they’ll all be,” he smugly thought to himself

“They’ll need rescuing now, they’ll need help from myself.

They can’t do it without me! And now that it’s clear

Their plaintive help cries I just simply must hear”.

 

But as the Grinch dangled his takings over the crevasse below

He heard, down in Girlville, a resounding “NO!”

 

Every Girl down in Girlville, the tall and the small

Could still fight–and without his approval at all!

 

“No, you won’t take our power, whether Grinch or White House

We’ll continue to fight – it’s our right, you big louse.”

 

Because the Girls in Girlville knew what the Grinch thought he’d win

Fighting spirit is something that comes from within.

 

And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice cold in the snow

Stood puzzling and puzzling – how coud it be so?

He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore

Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before.

 

“Maybe safety,” he thought, “doesn’t come from a vow

Or a pledge or a poster or website – and now…

I see that while bystanders might still have their place

So too can girls make safe their own space.”

 

“Maybe safety,” he thought, “should be theirs for the taking

“not something to wait for me and boys to be making.”

 

And what happened then?

Well in Girlville, they say

The Grinch read all the data and for self-defense, made way

 

And then the true meaing of safety came through

And the Grinch called his colleagues, and told them that, too.

 

And all those with funding, all those with clout

Embraced self-defense training, putting aside all their doubt.

 

They returned the equipment, they shared all the data

They finally saw self-defense training was better

Better than waiting for changes to land

Better than hoping that help was at hand

Better because, while those things might be coming

The Girls down in Girlville would send the rapists running.

 

And with this new knowledge, they reminded them all

All those in rape prevention, the tall and the small,

That self-defense training wasn’t something awful

But was something to foster, and cheer, after all.

 

–The End–

Wishing you an empowering start to the holiday season –

Jill and Martha

While delighted to see the New York Times publishing a piece on women’s self-defense (Abby Ellin’s November 14, 2015 piece “Using High Heels for Self-Defense“), I take serious exception with the media’s overall reluctance to embrace the data on the efficacy of women’s self-defense and self-defense training, their overlooking of the real stories of real girls and women thwarting rape and sexual assault, and their courting of the “Yes, but…” chorus who is always right there to chime in with the dangers of women serving as their own bystanders.

Unless it’s pretty.  And ladylike.  And feminine.  In all the highly stereotypical, culturally-driven ways in which we use those words.

So it’s no fluke that when a media outlet like the New York Times publishes a piece about self-defense that is less apologetic, less gloom-and-doom, less “don’t try this at home”, it makes sure its readers know that these women are still following the rules of appropriate gendered behavior.  They are still ladies.

Now, lots of women wear high heels.  I, in fact, have several pairs in my closet, a number of which I can actually even walk in.   Could they be used as a weapon?  Sure.  (They can also be used as a hammer.  Or a door stop.  Or a dog toy.)  Could I fight while wearing heels?  I don’t see why not.

But I’m not going to suggest to women and girls that in order to train in self-defense, or to fight back against an attacker, I must do so with all the trappings of femininity intact and in place.  In fact, the scholarship on self-defense suggests that good feminine socialization is part of what gets unlearned in self-defense training, so that women have a full range of behaviors and options available to them to keep themselves safe.

I’m not going to fault Avital Zeisler for teaching women to fight in high heels, or even for suggesting, as she is quoted in this article, that women shouldn’t have to “compromise their femininity” in order to fight back.  Whatever gets them in the door is more or less okay by me.   And from what I gather from this article, high heels are not required equipment for the course.  So I’m assuming that means that women don’t have to perform a particular type of femininity to take the class, either.

I am, however, going to fault the New York Times for its selective reporting.  News flash, New York Times:  rape and sexual assault are not pretty.  So don’t suggest I have to be in order to fight.

In 1998, I took a self-defense course.  It was a 20 hour empowerment self-defense course taught by Prepare, Inc., and I took it because I was afraid.

I was afraid from a lifetime of living in a rape culture.  Some of that was specific.  I was afraid when news of a serial rapist broke in the town I was living in during my graduate work.  I was afraid hearing the stories of the trauma survivors I saw in therapy.   But I was also more globally afraid – afraid when I left my lab after dark, afraid when I went to the grocery store at night, afraid to stop at rest stops during my interstate drives.

I wasn’t paranoid.  I was afraid.  A life time of shoulds and don’ts had settled into my skin – wear this, don’t wear that; stay here, don’t go there; be like this, not like that.  I knew these rules were grounded in myths, not realities, of rape, and I could step back and see the irrationality, the false sense of security, the victim-blaming these rules generated.  That knowledge made me no less afraid.

Sometimes I kept the rules, and sometimes I didn’t.  I was tired of constraining my clothing, my activities, my choices.  But I didn’t know what else to do.

And then, in 1998, my friend and colleague made me take a self-defense course.

I say “made” because she made me.  I didn’t want to take it, although I didn’t tell her that.  I told her I would think about it, that I would do it when my dissertation was done, that I would do it when it was closer to my home.  But I was lying.  I had no intention of taking it.  I was afraid.  I believed, in every inch of my being, that in the face of assault, there would be nothing I could do to thwart it.  And I didn’t want to take a self-defense class to find out that I was right.

I had spent a lifetime learning the rules of gender engagement – what interaction between men and women could and would be like, especially if rape or sexual assault were threatened or attempted.  I knew, in my bones, that as a woman, I had no recourse against a (likely larger, likely male) assailant.  I couldn’t imagine resisting, either verbally or physically.  Not even in my imagination!  The thought of an imminent assault made my mind go blank.  I would follow the rules, the shoulds and don’ts – or not – and hope for the best.

But she made me take the class.  Ironically, if I had better verbal boundaries at the time, I might have said no, and held to that.  But I didn’t want her to think less of me, and I didn’t want to think less of myself.  As a feminist therapist who worked with trauma survivors, I wanted to be able to offer more to my clients than a set of rules that I knew would do nothing to maintain their safety.  I wanted them to be less afraid, and I wanted to be less afraid.

So I took the class.  I was afraid.  I cried.  I’m not sure I breathed during the 20 hours of training.  And I learned that fear, and sadness, and anger, didn’t mean I couldn’t learn to defend myself, didn’t mean I couldn’t execute verbal and physical skills to maintain my safety.  In the class, I used my voice and my words – clearly, powerfully, and loudly – to set my boundaries, to tell people what I needed and what I needed from them, and to engage others to assist me.  I had many of those skills beforehand, at least in some situations, at least in theory.  But it is hard to set boundaries when you are afraid what will happen if people don’t listen.  And in the class, I used my body – hands and arms and knees and hips and legs and feet – in ways that were simple and strong and effective in creating distance, creating pain.  I learned to fight off an assailant, an attacker, a rapist.  I learned to fight back.

And in doing so, I learned that my female body was not as frail, as vulnerable, as rapeable, as I had been taught that it was.  I learned that male bodies had points of vulnerability that rendered them human. And I was still afraid at times, but less so, and differently, because I knew that I had verbal and physical skills to manage that fear, and that I had a range of options available to me in a threatening situation that were going to be far more effective than the should and the don’ts.

I’ve been involved in self-defense research and training and teaching and activism for 17 years now, and so far, off the mats, I’ve never jabbed someone in the eye or kneed someone in the groin or kicked someone in the head.  But I know that I can, and that those skills are there for my consideration and choosing should someone try to assault or rape me.

And yet, I’ve used what I learned in self-defense every day for the last 17 years.  Because self-defense training changed my life.  It taught me that I am worth fighting for, and that I can be the person in that fight.  It taught me that I can stand up for myself and for others because I know what to do if a situation turns threatening or violent.  Because I can fight, I don’t necessarily have to.

Self-defense training afforded me choices I don’t know if I would have seen without it.  I made the choice to let the spouse and infant son of an abusive colleague live with me until they could find safe and affordable housing.  I verbally addressed the young adolescent men at my college who muttered that they should have “grabbed [my] ass” as I walked past them.  I told an intoxicated man to step back and let my son and I pass in a public park.  And when a family member was menacing me and screaming obscenities in my face, I remained calm, stood confidently, put my hands up to create distance, and told him to back off.  I could do all those things because I knew I had the physical resistance skills to turn to if the harassment and threats turned to violence.

Those are the big choices, where my physical safety and integrity were threatened, and where there was the potential for physical violence.  But self-defense training has changed my life in a thousand other ways.  I stood my ground through a multi-year divorce process full of conflict, emotional abuse, and economic threat. I set boundaries with colleagues or administrators who disrespect my time and my work.   I stay calm when a student becomes angry and agitated and disrespectful.  I feel entitled to challenge social injustice, be that a sexist or racist or homophobic joke, or telling a doctor not to tell my son a procedure won’t hurt when we both know it will.  I can tell the people in my life what I want and need, and what doesn’t feel good to me.   And I have taught physical and verbal personal safety skills to hundreds of men and women, students and colleagues.

When I hear people say that women shouldn’t have to learn self-defense, I am not inclined to agree.  I am grateful that I did not wait for attitudes to change, for people to decide on their own to respect my physical and psychological integrity, for a passerby to intervene on my behalf.  I would be delighted if people always treated each other as equals, if they abided by the boundaries other people set, and if they acted as engaged bystanders because they are part of a caring global community.  But because of my self-defense training, even in that Utopian paradise, I would know my own strength, feel entitled to use it to preserve my health and well-being, and be able to make choices that feel healthy and right for myself.

Imagine a situation where a college woman- let’s call her “Jane” – is being targeted for sexual violence.  Jane, like most women targeted, knows her perpetrator, a fellow student – let’s call him “Dick”.  Dick wants to have sex with Jane.  Maybe they are on a date, maybe they are at a party.  Maybe he’s been drinking – maybe she has.

Dick wants to have sex with Jane.

Jane does not want to have sex with Dick.

Maybe Dick is trying to get Jane alone.  Maybe Dick and Jane are already alone.  Dick knows what consent is, and he knows the definition of sexual assault.   He doesn’t think of himself as a rapist.  But Dick has decided he’s going to have sex with Jane tonight.

Now, imagine that someone intervenes.  What would that mean?  It could mean that someone tells Dick that Jane is not interested, and suggests something different to do.  It could mean that someone tells Dick, clearly and directly, that Jane is not going to have sex with him, and that he does not have the right to coerce or force her into having sex.

It could be that Dick listens.  It could be that he doesn’t.

Someone now takes intervention to the next level.  What would that mean?  It could mean that someone creates a scene, making a private assault an opportunity for public help.  It could mean that someone yells at Dick to stop what he’s doing.  It could mean that someone strikes Dick or kicks Dick or knees Dick to create some pain that will allow Jane to get away.

Now, imagine that someone is Jane.

Self-defense training is training to be your own bystander.  It’s not a guarantee of an outcome, it’s not a requirement to respond in a particular way, and it doesn’t tell women what they have to do or should do.  But it absolutely expands the choices women have in the face of assault.  We have a responsibility to offer that training to women.